My uncle ties his dreads around my cousin to keep her from falling off his shoulders and I think it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
This is why, not exaggerating, I need a fwb. I’m going to lose my damn mind. I kid you not. More than a week and a half, everyone suffers because I become incredibly sassy. The lawd is testing me. No one should have to endure this libido.
Turn you inside out and lick you like a crisp packet
I’m grown but I’m not grown grown
Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.
So I walk into my parent’s room out of nowhere with an additional bra around my ribs under my shirt and say “I HAVE FOUR BOOBS!” My mom says “That’s okay, we accept everyone!” My dad shakes his head and furrows his brow and then looks at our dog laying on her side in front of him and says “Well the dogs have 8….maybe 6.”