February 2012
So today Cameron’s mom asked if she should pick him up from the airport or if I wanted to. Yes, it is only an airport pickup, but that’s a mother being apart from her kid for a few months and that’s not exactly the easiest thing to offer to someone else, I’d imagine. I’m not a mom, but I’ve seen what that bond is capable of and as strong as she’s been with...
unsexual:
omG
I might even straighten my weave out. Have you guys seen how long my weave is when it’s straight? Idk.
Shorty got herself a date tonight with a bad bish @gnargnoyle
Time to spend five hours getting ready.
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Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe.
The Internet: *you're
Linguists: *you a
oh man if i ever need comic relief in my life i...
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Scale says 108
WELL WELL WELL DOCTORS GUESS YOU CAN TAKE THAT SECONDARY DIAGNOSIS AND SHOVE IT! Ain’t nothing anorexic about my eating over the last week.
Things I bought today
A flannel
Jeans
Beige Cords
So excited.
I have been eating like a mad woman this week. If I don’t get at least 5 pounds out of it I’m gonna be ticked.
ladysatan:
What on earth
ohmygodohmygodIcan’tIcecube’slaugh
I had a dream I was so desperate to eat humus that...
Brain wat r u doing to my dreamz?
Even after all the Jlo jokes, I freaking love my Fiat. Seriously we’re like one unit when we’re together. I love my baby girl.
Times I will lick a bowl clean
When there’s brownie batter in it
When there’s fetta cheese in it
New favorite:
Cutting brussel sprouts into fourths, heating them up, and putting Feta on them. The combination smells pretty bad, but tastes awesome.
eyesbiglove-crumbs:
watching jurassic park
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SAME PERSON OVER HERE. NOT KIDDING.
At any given moment, if it’s on, I MAKE Cameron watch it with me. No options. Thus why I love this game called Carnivores where you hunt down Dinosaurs.
Upon entering, Gabriel greeted her:
Good morning!
You’re beautiful...
– Luke 1:28. I’m sorry I just can’t help reading the Message for the lolz.
“GOOD MORNING!”
(via shortbreadsh)
In addition to the hilarious inaccuracy, this translation has the “advantage” of making Gabriel sound really creepy. “Inside and out…not that that could potentially sound weird given the...
House Hunter’s international = Vancouver island.
Commence the drools!
The first time I’ve had sushi since Yo! Sushi. Aw man.
When you really like a song but you don't know the...
and you try to sing along